thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

(via ansari-aziz)


(via mikeyshoeman)


green-satan:

milkybabie:

I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend

that was wild from start to finish

(via st0negossard)


omgbuglen:

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

"We’re selling thin mints.
Do you know who else loved thin mints.
Jesus.”

omgbuglen:

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

"We’re selling thin mints.

Do you know who else loved thin mints.

Jesus.”

(via donpardosaymyname)


(via deathforming)


ghostrickbara:

makaiwars:

So it’s my little sisters birthday

jesus christ pIVI

(via beckbeckbennett)


janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

(via going-to-scranton)


stefonly:

Arrested Development is coming back for another season.

(via best-days-of-flerm)


i-lost-my-heart-in-republic-city:

wolf-and-kitten:

This is so perfect

American Sex Education

(via jimmy-jackdaniels-page)




troyleryoutube:

tylersmintgreenhair:

life-sandwich:

officalumhood:

i want to punch a wall

"No, go fuck yourself."

Iconic.

This is perfect

(via dont-you-ever-ask-love-from-me)




finalsideofthewall:

Paul McCartney & Linda McCartney with David Gilmour at a Led Zeppelin show in the 70s

finalsideofthewall:

Paul McCartney & Linda McCartney with David Gilmour at a Led Zeppelin show in the 70s