you haven’t experienced pain until you’ve listened to the kidz bop version of all the small things
johnmulaney: Found a cat on my front porch and decided to marry her!
amtendler: Literally cannot wait to be Mrs. Mulaney!! Also my sincere condolences to Leonardo DiCaprio, so sorry I’m off the market.
as requested by Tsveti
Whenever you think you’re being paranoid about something just remember that David Bowie took paranoid to a new extreme when after meeting Jimmy Page in the 70s, he kicked him out of his house because he was convinced Page was trying to steal his soul and then had his pool exorcised afterwards. That my friends is paranoia at it’s best
Don’t do cocaine kids
“I tend to think about these things (anxieties) in a semi-militaristic way. It’s like— check your equipment, get ready. Lives are saved by tough drill instructors. In the absence of one, you have to be your own.” — Robert Downey Jr., Off Camera with Sam Jones (x).
Alex forgets the lyrics of “When The Sun Goes Down”
a metaphor of my life
best moment on television. ever.
Leonardo DiCaprio / Photographed / Bruce Weber / For Interview Magazine 1994